A Sneaky Guide to Masturbation

Having knowledge about proper masturbation is not a must, but it does give you a favor especially when the time comes that you catch yourself in the middle of wanting to satisfy your sexual urges. Masturbation is self stimulation of one's genitals in order to achieve orgasm, and it is but a normal and healthy exercise enjoyed by both men and women, and knowing how to masturbate may surely come in handy when you least expected.




I'm not going to bore you with details, but I will tell you that women have more ways to pleasure themselves when it comes to masturbating than do men. I know, it has been written hundreds of times about ways women can use different types of household items to perform masturbation. I personally don't recommend most of them, because I think that they can be dangerous if not used with absolute care.
Here are few examples of those:

o Candles
o Handles of a golf club
o Wooden Spoon
o Popsicle
o Cucumbers
o Carrots
o Bananas
o Bottles and many more.

These are all exciting and spontaneous ways to masturbate, probably because of the thrill people get from using these none sexual objects. Among these household objects; Cucumbers, Carrots, and Bananas are the safest household objects to use because of the way you can prop them and use them like regular sex toys. The best way to use any of these is to put a condom on it, like you would with penis, and then apply KY or any other personal massage oil. That's what I call emergency penis...

One must not forget that the whole idea of masturbating is to relieve one's self from sexual urge, so how do you masturbate?

For boys, there is really no fanfare when it comes to masturbation, all you need is lubricant, or bath soap, your favorite adult movie, and you're in business. You could also daydream about your favorite female, while you're stroking your penis. All it takes is to set your mind right and nature will take care of the rest.

For girls, the goal should be to use what feels right and comfortable. Lubricant, KY, massage oil, is all great ideas to use in combination with any object one chooses. It's always a good idea to use your hand first to moisture your vagina before you insert any object inside your vagina. Start by touching your breast and nipples, then slowly work your way down by fingering your vagina while still using your hand to play with your breast - your clitoris is the most visible sensitive part of the vagina and probably the perfect area to concentrate on.

Teasing yourself is part of the game, so don't rush yourself, unless you're at work or in a hurry but needed quick release. There are no set ways to do this, you can have your clothes on and slowly remove one article of clothing at a time, or you just could remove all your clothes at the onset. Whatever turns on, do it. As you slowly caress and rub your clitoris you should be feeling completely aroused by now. So gently take the object and bring it closer to your vagina, first, starting stroking gently the lips of your vagina with the object back and forth until you feel ready to penetrate the vagina with the object. Then slowly penetrate by using your other hand to guide and open the vagina opening. Once comfortably inserted, use the other hand to stroke your clitoris as you thrust the object in your vagina.
Understanding how to masturbate is not complicated propositions; the only concern should be about safe ways to do it so that people don't injure themselves in the process, plus the fact that it can be addictive. There is really nothing to it - it's simple a more convenient way to relieve ones sexual urge, and there is obviously nothing dirty about it.